quotes of the _____
ladies & gentlemen, your all-time saddest, most pathetic,
"aww, you poor simple bastard" chatfart
ever to bubble up through the bathwater:
<tippit> I could have hooked up with salstress if i wanted to
(awww, innit cute?)
<+BiosLogos> I still find it hard to believe people genuinely think I'm stupid.
<tippit> there are bankers who live in modern castles in exotic locales who eat shrimp and crab, and little children. that's real life.
<+delirina> Neff, mormons believe dark skinned people, ie the native americans, were evil.
<+Neff> delirina: no that was the black people
<yoimsegue> fayola: in the late 80's a solaris box was my first experience using rlogin/talk to bother a foreigner using the internet.
<starbomba> solaris didn't exist in the late 80s, dumbfuck, it was created to supersede sunOS in 1993
< tippit> i scored 1530 on SAT, pre-SAT inflation. i scored a 38 on the ACT. i scored 99 on ASVAB. i was labeled "gifted"
-!- tippit was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire [blasphemy: the act only goes to 36 you fucking retard]
<ExNihilo> i was referred to as "air jesus" on the basketball court, for a while
<ExNihilo> i was that good.
pic of the _____ - jingles knocks himself the fuck out
<ji> hiking, passing out, banging my head on a rock