oh, you're one of those...

which will you choose?


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quotes of the _____

ladies & gentlemen, your all-time saddest, most pathetic, "aww, you poor simple bastard" chatfart
ever to bubble up through the bathwater:

<tippit> I could have hooked up with salstress if i wanted to

(awww, innit cute?)

honorary mention

<+BiosLogos> I still find it hard to believe people genuinely think I'm stupid.

<tippit> there are bankers who live in modern castles in exotic locales who eat shrimp and crab, and little children. that's real life.

<+delirina> Neff, mormons believe dark skinned people, ie the native americans, were evil.
<+Neff> delirina: no that was the black people

<yoimsegue> fayola: in the late 80's a solaris box was my first experience using rlogin/talk to bother a foreigner using the internet.
<starbomba> solaris didn't exist in the late 80s, dumbfuck, it was created to supersede sunOS in 1993

< tippit> i scored 1530 on SAT, pre-SAT inflation. i scored a 38 on the ACT. i scored 99 on ASVAB. i was labeled "gifted"
-!- tippit was kicked from #philosophy by voltaire [blasphemy: the act only goes to 36 you fucking retard]

<ExNihilo> i was referred to as "air jesus" on the basketball court, for a while
<ExNihilo> i was that good.


pic of the _____ - analcorn got his wish


i got on tinychat and on cam for anachron and he flaked... click for screen



bitch please


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more stuff

conf here: http://tinychat.com/efnetphilosophy

stats here: http://dev.bougyman.com/philo-logs/stats.html
direct all inquiries to bougyman

last 10 minutes (by station) here: http://station.blinkenshell.org/efnet%23philosophy.txt

CHATOGRAPH (tm) (also by station) here: http://station.blinkenshell.org/chatgraph.html

assorted freaks&geeks

more of the same, just with less style:

farts in the bathtub

favorite five from winningatIRC:

  1. tippit's stories of Tru Hood Justice
  2. how BiosLogos drowned... twice
  3. cheez loses his money, then his shit
  4. DrGorilla may have some rage issues
  5. sark_'s virgin self-shaming